Southern Hospitality part II

So you thought this was bad?

Well check this out

I got a new wife. Hooray, can I keep the other one? Can I have two wives at one time? Some people think it’s okay to do so. Will she be as good as the first one? Can I keep her? Please, can I keep her? What? Whats that you say, new car, not new wife? Oh, okay, never mind. Car looks good, doesn’t it?

Yes, it’s true we have a “like new” jeep. The frame of the car and the engine were not hurt when Ms. Hit and Run did her thing. We got lucky. Her? Not so much. I think she was arrested and has a court date May 10th. I plan on going just to see what happens. I ain’t gonna say nothing, I don’t want her to go to jail. Like I said when it happened, it could have been me in her shoes.