Is this considered Southern Hospitality?

Last night around 11 p.m. I had my last sip of moonshine, then the dog and I went off to bed. Stacey had gone to bed about a half hour early, so George and I settled in for a good nights sleep. We had the fan on for a little “white noise”. We had it on the “coma” setting so we didn’t hear the wreck on the highway and we didn’t hear nobody pray. We didn’t hear our neighbor call us the first time and when he did beat on the door it took us a minute. Then he called back and said that wern’t no wreck on the highway, somebody had just crashed into Stacey’s jeep and drove off. It wern’t pretty. Just look at this.

So we called the cops and they gave us a case #. The neighbor gave a description of a truck and of a lady that got out, looked around and then left. We just stood in disbelief. Damn, we said, this really sucks, and here’s why.

#1 Stacey just put a full tank of very expensive gas in her car.

#2 Last week we had new brakes put on the car. $335.00 DAMN

#3 And this is the biggest DAMN, We made the last payment on the car in January 2008. DAMN DAMN DAMN

But no big deal, it was all made better when we woke the next morning and found this note on the crashed car.

I AM VERY SORRY I HIT YOUR CAR, PLEASE CALL ME @ 770 %$# &*^% VERY SORRY signed CAR WRECKER

That makes it all better. She is VERY SORRY. I bet she was VERY DRUNK. I may have done the same thing if I was in her shoes. Wait til I was sober to deal with it. But I bet shes gonna get arrested for hit and run. DAMN