The other day I tried being a king for a while.
Then I tried being a queen for a while. I wore sun glasses so no one would recognize me.
I was doing a good job at being a queen when I almost put my foot in my mouth. I knew I had to be careful or I would really get into some trouble.
Well it wasn’t long before I was tired of being a women so I became a dog. Now that was fun, I chased a squirrel and bit it. Then I went out of town and left myself with the dog sitter. She rocks, and is very sexy.
Well all good things come to an end and I just decided to be Tracy, again.